Moon brings light to the night. Shes an alchemist. She takes your pain your grief your suffering, your fear, all the hate, the sadness, in her heart so you don't have to. Moon is Christs shadow side. The side he was given when he died for your sins. Many people wonder how could Moon be Jesus? To that Moon would ask, what did you think it meant to die for your sins? Moons tribe stood up and took their own cross beside him. His tribe had dark skin and wore the natural crown on their head. By eating the forbidden fruit, which is just a metaphor, Adam created an abomination. Which was too much sin for one to bear alone. Which is why we were created not to see. Sight caused racism and inequality. God made us with energy centers, chakras, so that we could feel good or bad energy. We were never supposed to judge each other. The color of the skin is a reflection of those who took a stand so that Jesus didn't have to suffer alone. Adam being the first man to sin and then refusing to take responsibility is why he was cast to earth. Because compared to heaven this was hell. The second coming is about personal responsibility and accountability. God gave us the moon in honor of Moons Godfather. Without the Moon there would be blackness all around us. There was no color when there was no sight. Eve was blue. An alien. Thank God for that after hundreds of years of inbreeding. Get off your high horse refers to the Roman Catholics who killed Jesus. Think about that for awhile
by Th3Th1rDpArTy February 18, 2025
Get the Moonmug. by BlueTrashBenny June 16, 2017
Get the moon breadmug. by Cruned November 25, 2023
Get the Moon-Gooningmug. 
Another word for "orbiter;" The simp that hangs around a girl - gravitating around her in hopes of getting a chance to get with her.
"Hey look at Tucker over there, always hanging around Jessica. He doesn't have a chance! "
"Yeah, I know, right? Such a moon!"
"Yeah, I know, right? Such a moon!"
by Kloovkalush January 19, 2022
Get the moonmug. A spiritual ritual where an individual will consume Peyote, cover themselves in elk or buffalo blood, and proceed to goon in the moonlight while wearing an elk, buffalo or moose skull, with the goal of achieving spiritual enlightenment and to convene with the spirits.
by Chad, Slayer of Thots March 14, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. by greenseqquoiaocean December 20, 2020
Get the this animates my moonmug.