When you make the same mistake dating the same guy over and over again like you just don't know why it's not looks it's not penis size its not good sex but you keep going back thinking something has changed.
P1: girl I told you he's Mr mistake.
P2: I know just thought his hart changed.
P1: people don't change!
P2: I know just thought his hart changed.
P1: people don't change!
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 30, 2019
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-A-mister-stank gave me the dunce hat for not revealing my alt's guild to him.
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by Endo-Chan January 18, 2020
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The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020
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by Charon1 December 4, 2020
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