Luke

Luke is a very fat nigger, can run fast, and also gets no bitches

person 1: i would hate to be luke.
person 2: why?
person 3: Cause he is a fat nigger

by i.hate.fat.people May 28, 2024

Luke

A sexy girl with a huge weiner.

JIM: Her dick was so big! She musts be a Luke!

by billyboi123421 September 24, 2025

Luke

A Luke is a good term for a dog.

Or a person who gets so swept up within their own ideology of how they want to appear to everyone else, that they loose touch with themselves and become everything they go against toward the onlooker. A Luke is dangerous - short time happiness but never forever because they will do more damage than they will ever realise.

Person: “have you seen Luke about much?”
Person2 : “nah, think he’s moved in with someone new”
Person: “ANOTHER ONE?”

by S_BLTR October 8, 2025

Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.

Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.

by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025

Slippery Luke

When someone titty fucks another persons butt cheeks with or without lubricants.

I took someone home last night and they wanted me to do a Slippery Luke to them.

by Coyote Guapo October 22, 2025

Luke Kemeny

Smartest man ALIVE. He is so smart seems idiotic to others. He uses the wall method Curling up against a wall while masterbaiting and finishing in his own mouth very often. His father is a tik tok shop warrior. He best buddy Cole would rather talk to luke and talk bad about him then do other things with cool people. Luke is weird to girls and is fat and chopped.

"YOOOOOOO BROOOOO"

"sup"
"Have you seen Luke Kemeny's grades?!"

by lukefanboy November 6, 2025

Luke Ellife

A Luke Ellife is an athlete of peak style, performance and endurance, he is one to see the sunrise and sunset and still be on his feet. A Luke Ellife never surrenders to any physical suffering the world has to endure.

Hey bro don’t give up, be a Luke Ellife,

by Desireexii November 8, 2025