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Luke

Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.
Luke is cute. That's a fact.
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Luke

Luke, the definition of Luke is guy with a massive cock, is thicc as f*ck and likes the taste of dick more than your much.
Luke devoured pussy like it’s food.
by 182738393938 March 10, 2023
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Luke smith

Got rejected by Sophia and ELI
Do you want to date me?

NO Luke Smith you're minging noone does
by Jejouehasabignose April 24, 2024
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Luke Hemmings

Sex god. He's def the most perfect human being and his beard and his FUCKING CURLY HAIR they're just perfect.
A man who said "fuck off toxic masculinity and gender rules"
A legend.
Lead singer of the band 5 Seconds of Summer (5sos)
He has an adorable dog named Petunia and a beautiful girlfriend (Sierra Deaton)
Stan Luke Hemmings and his mom Liz.
Stream Calm.
Masturbate with his photos.
Damn have you listen to Teeth? Luke's vocals are just fucking hot
"Yes Luke Hemmings is a rock god"
by Nonsaprei April 24, 2020
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Luke

Plays with PURE NERDS is better than all of the people he talks to.
by That4thGuyboiiiiiiiiii September 21, 2020
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Luke

A strong black man with a huge dick, his facemask reveals a face carved by the gods himself
is that a branch or is luke's cock?
by big balls daddy May 6, 2022
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luke luzzi

a really short dude named luke
luke luzzi is "a really short dude named luke"
by ForcastCube7 October 4, 2020
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