Leftist

A group of people who need a mental hospital.

"THERES MORE THAN 2 GENDERS, MEN ARE EVIL, GIVE ME RIGHTS, WE HATE WHITES, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
"I'm a Leftist, I hate whites, thinks theres more than 2 genders, and men should die, nice to meet you"

by RicBoi2010 June 12, 2018

Leftover Mayonnaise

When a male is having sex with a female, and, just before climax, pulls out, ejaculates into his hand, and slaps her in the face.

Male: Mmm...
Female: What the...
*Slap!!!*
Female: Ugh! You just hit me with your leftover mayonnaise!

by Ambrosino January 17, 2009

Leftical

Noun: Slang:
Leftical: Left testical

Oh my god dude! I just popped my leftical!

by Carter Hansen December 8, 2006

leftism

Leftism is a contagious political mental disorder that puts you and your people at risk.

Spencer: *Writes song lyric* "Math is gay"
Teacher: That's very offensive! You should be ashamed of yourself.
Jake: *Laughs* You have leftism loser. Stay away from me!

by Jake16261 June 28, 2019

leftist

Someone who thinks liberty is found through government controls in economics; which makes no sense. They also beleive liberty pertaining to drugs, abortion, and prostitution is found through the lack of government which makes much sense.

Liberals are half cool.

by bob November 2, 2003

lefttit

(v) leaving behind or at home; to be accompanied by holding one's own left breast

Q: Where's your wallet?
A: I lefttit while squeezing left breast OR simply squeeze left breast to sign that it was left at home.

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by NJR January 12, 2006

Leftover Lisa

a girl or woman who cannot get a date no matter how hard she tries. Many of these individuals are nice, clean, caring people who just don't have the looks, money or popularity to find a partner.

Nancy is a pediatric nurse who makes $25 an hour, but cannot find a date. But while she is a kind, caring, talented, giving person who anyone would be happy to know, she is also 5'2 and 300 lbs, rendering her a Leftover Lisa, as men generally do not see past her size.

by Laiho's Eyeliner September 29, 2008