pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke

pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."

by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022

Jordan

my friend
he pretty cool

me: hi
jordan: hi

by Fake Repster November 16, 2021

Jordan

An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you.

Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.

Wow, Jordan is so cool - I wish I could hangout with them more often

by darkchallengerr November 21, 2021

Jordan Ofsink

He is a very cute kid who has a lot of stubble on his face and is always shaving. He loves to poop and not wipe his butt. He is very attractive man and all the girls love him. He goes to retro gym everyday with his friends. He is getting huge every single day and uses creatine. He drives a Honda accord and picks up mad women. He loves to drive in sport mode because that is very cool and chicks dig it

OMG!!! Is that Jordan Ofsink the cutest kid in Syosset High School

by Black default skin March 10, 2022

Jordan

A homosexual in denial.

me: damn they're cute
Jordan: yeah they are :)

by notaheterosexual March 10, 2022

Jordan

A Jordan is a very hot Teenager who says hes not hot and hes ugly but hes really not. He can quite easily become pissed off and will swear a lot. He gets harassed by some assholes a fair bit and usually puts up a good fight. But a lot of times he will pussy out of fights. A jordan usally has blonde hair or brown and blue or green eyes. He is annoying at first but once you get to know him hes a legend

LOOK ITS JORDAN - girl 1
OH MY GOD HES SO HOT - girl 2
No im not - Jordan

by Asuluman28 March 24, 2022

Jordan Fedyna

A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.

Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna

by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022