The kind of guy you just want to beat the shit out of. His girlfriends name is definitely Riley and not the pornstar. He can’t hold an erection and boner pills no longer work for him. He’s the loudest guy at the party and will most likely hit on your father.
ahhhh... sex on the beach. joe and alondra can be found loving and fucking eachother through snapchats. joe will often buy her chicken nuggets. and alondra will always want to sleep or hang up. the phone sex is immaculate between these two.