Jacob

a gay kid that had no brain. He appears famously as the Cinimon Stick on the apple jacks cerial box

"Jacob is gay"

by shayphlex January 5, 2022

Jacob Sclitorous

A derogatory term for Jacob Sartorius (a little boy who got famous on vine and musical.ly. Has no eyebrows and sings stupid songs. Most popularly known for his single "sweatshirt".)

That Jacob Sclitorous must not have any talent at all.

by LaserImouto March 15, 2023

Jacob

Jacob means, gay, all Jacobs are gay and mentally ill

Woah that kid is flirting with that man, he must be named jacob

by Truth te11er May 4, 2020

jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough

Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs

by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018

Jacob

A name normally associated with a gym addicted sad prick who does nothing but move to dead tings named Georgia. We pray for people who are named Jacob because they’re 19 and still in college which is ultimately sad 1 like 1 prayer

The word JACOB can be used in this sentence “ aye look at that pussyole he’s deffo a Jacob pfft wasteman”

by John names March 18, 2019

Jacob Renner

A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.

Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.

by A Real Piece of Shit November 25, 2019

Jacob Jackson

a person who cheats at uno.

the best country runner (not true)

he's musty, loud, and ashy.
someone ate his last ice-cream sandwich

that Jacob Jackson is short

by DillyTom September 1, 2020