Green Balls

When a completely straight guy gets involuntarily aroused by another guy (not necessarily lustfully, simply arousal). A very awkward situation. Green balls cannot happen to a gay dude. One must be straight in order to get green balls.

"Jeff got green balls when Nathan reached over his lap to grab his soda."

by Aprice January 14, 2008

green mist

the best type of weed ive had

i feel so awesome when i smoke that green mist

by unknownweed January 15, 2012

Green-Digger

A female that acquires cannibis due to her gender, as males will always be willing to get females high.

Clayton: "Hey Kelsey, how do you always get away with smoking for free?"
Kelsey: "Just because I have a vagina doesn't make me a green-digger!"

by Poke Smot A Lot February 19, 2009

crystalline green

A song by Goldfrapp. Best used for getting things hot like when stripping or teasing, or stripteasing.

1: Hey do u know what song i could play to get my bf/gf's freak on?

2: yea, try crystalline green! u cant go wrong there.

by Clarice Ilizarov September 21, 2009

Neo-Green

A person who chooses to pay to offset their environmentally destructive behaviors.

A Neo-Green purchases carbon credits to offset their carbon footprint.

by yellowchairs August 27, 2008

Green Key

the key to your mind, Marijuana.

John: Yo i'm feeling down man
Chris: use the green key to free yourself man
*takes puff*
John: I think i'm gonna be alright.
Chris: <3 no homo

by [ese]Zet October 25, 2009

green teaing

drinking cum on the grass

amagad that was some awsome green teaing

by Darniel Goodwins April 14, 2008