Monkey food

Bananas.

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

car food

food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints

"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"

by BIGMASSIVECOCKSUCKER April 18, 2020

Matrix Food

Food that is processed or has a lot of pesticides/Lab ingredients in it. Used by the government to keep peoples bodies stuck and lousy

I want to eat some Doritos and cheezits right now

Bro that’s Matrix food go eat a apple

by Pseudboi February 16, 2024

Bowling Ball Food Catch

A game you can play by dropping a bowling ball on a food tray launching the food in the air and someone catches the food in their mouth before it hits the ground.

Boy 1: Do you Want to play Bowling Ball Food Catch?
Boy 2: yeah I'm down.

by Full Government Name September 19, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025

Cat Food

Another word for pussy.

I want to eat your cat food.
Jamaicans don't eat cat food.

by BadGalRi June 3, 2017

Food coma

When you eat so much food that you are physically incapable of moving but at the same time you realize there really is no reason to

I have been on the couch in food coma for the past 2 hours because of those six steaks I ate at dinner.

by Tigerball78 May 22, 2017