a facebook popper pop online quickly, sees who's online and if he doesn't want to talk to any of his friends he pops offline. Sometimes in less than a second!
Drew-There weren't any hot babes online to talk to so popped online then offline real quick so i didn't have to talk to a bunch of tards.
Mike- You are a facebook popper for sure.
Mike- You are a facebook popper for sure.
by DefLegit October 19, 2010
Get the facebook popper mug.A person who demonstrates severe and regular mood swings on their facebook status updates. A condition usually found in females.
Males will often continue to be their "friends", probably in the off chance they get the opportunity to get into their Bra one day.
Males will often continue to be their "friends", probably in the off chance they get the opportunity to get into their Bra one day.
"Dude, whos that? Her dad died this morning, but now, she is all good agan after getting her new fake Burbery handbag off of Ebay!? Is she on drugs?"
"No mate, she just has Facebook Bipolar. I'd still shag her though, Hence we're still friends....just incase. You know?"
"Ah, yeah, OK. Gotcha. I know a Bipolar facebooker too. Annoying aren't they?!"
"Tell me about it dude.... tell me about it!
"No mate, she just has Facebook Bipolar. I'd still shag her though, Hence we're still friends....just incase. You know?"
"Ah, yeah, OK. Gotcha. I know a Bipolar facebooker too. Annoying aren't they?!"
"Tell me about it dude.... tell me about it!
by Unclebobbobbob May 18, 2011
Get the Bipolar facebooker mug.The act of finding out news or gossip by looking around Facebook (Myspace, Bebo.) The information that you learn may or may not be legit.
"How'd you find out I hooked up with Jan?"
"Well, since you didn't tell me yourself, I had to Facebook Sleuth to find out the story.
"Well, since you didn't tell me yourself, I had to Facebook Sleuth to find out the story.
by lce Dance August 1, 2008
Get the Facebook Sleuth mug.Promoting a cause or activity by donating your status, posting links, writing on a wall, or otherwise leaving a message on a social network site, like Facebook.
Are you going to vote?
Absolutely. I've donated my status to Rock the Vote and posted links to registration centers. It's totally my Facebook Agenda to get people to the polls.
Absolutely. I've donated my status to Rock the Vote and posted links to registration centers. It's totally my Facebook Agenda to get people to the polls.
by geoffreyo December 9, 2008
Get the Facebook Agenda mug.Spending countless hours on facebook:
1.) Finding friends, or friends of friends, or people you may, or may not remember from a party, social gathering, class, or other part of life in general and then sending them a friend request.
2.)Scanning through recently updated photos, status messages, wall-posts, application updates, etc...in order to find whatever tidbit of information you can on anyone out of pure boredom.
1.) Finding friends, or friends of friends, or people you may, or may not remember from a party, social gathering, class, or other part of life in general and then sending them a friend request.
2.)Scanning through recently updated photos, status messages, wall-posts, application updates, etc...in order to find whatever tidbit of information you can on anyone out of pure boredom.
by VMIFireman07 December 28, 2008
Get the facebook sniping mug.Amanda: this guy keeps using facebook messenger to contact me and i dont know who he is
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.
by Ishwbwna November 5, 2014
Get the facebook messenger mug.when a person (girls most of the time) take pics of something completely useless that they are holding and happen to focus more on their hands than the object itself only to show off their just done nails
"omg, stacy is sucha facebook showoff, she always happens to have new nails everytime she takes pics of completely pointless objects."
by supersoaker609 August 25, 2011
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