flatmosphere

The atmosphere in a flat. It can be positive, fun, depressing, tense or haunted.

We had a wicked flatmosphere until Pieter moved in, after that it was all tense. Then we kicked his hating ass out and got in Cherene. She makes the flatmoshere fun with her slapper ways...

by ghettosmurf March 3, 2008

Miss Flatio

The title of the winner of a contest for giving the best blowjobs.

She won the Miss Flatio contest.

by Judge dredd7 December 26, 2011

flatwife

Similar to flatmate or housemate but usually the one who makes sure the flat is clean and the bills are paid.

Did you remember to pay the phone bill?
Oh no but the flatwife will have done it.

by world April 4, 2005

Flatty patty patricia

Flat ass

Flatty patty Patricia She thinks she's thicky Nikki Noah but clearly she's not she said she was thick but she's not

by NOSTOP September 30, 2020

Flatty patty patricia

She has no ass

Flatty patty Patricia claims she's got ass but clearly she doesn't

by NOSTOP September 30, 2020

flatballer

to be a flatballer is to not quite be a complete "baller" or "balla". Someone who tries to fit in with hip hop gangsta crew, but cannot quite do it.

aka Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is trying to be cool like Will but he is a Flatballer

by flatballerexpress November 25, 2009

Flustard/Flattard

(noun): when someone is acting like a complete idiot when they are flustered or flattered unexpectedly

Flustered+Retarded=Flustard

variation:

Flattered+Retarded=Flattard

Bob had no idea what to say when that girl complimented him, hes a complete flus-tard

Girl: I think your cute
Bob:...
Girl:whats wrong?
Bob: sorry im flustard/Flattard

by joey053 October 25, 2012