Emily is the shortest mf you're ever gonna meet. She mostly hands out with black people and you barely see her talking to the hispanics in the hallway. She'll constantly annoy you about food and always get her food taken by her homies cuz she's too short to defend herself. If a nigga had to ask her what type of guy she likes, she'd choose a female right in front of the man. In all honesty tho she is a kind, caring, loyal friend who you could prolly trust with your life if you had to. The only thing you shouldn't do tho is promise her McDonalds, cuz she'll hound you like a dog until she gets it. LOL!
She is such a Emily
Whatever you do, don't invite Emily to Mcdonalds.
Emily, why you so short?
What kind of name is Emily?
Emily: Hello
Guy: Hello down there!
Can you believe what Emily just did?!
EMILY! (Screams) Sorry.
Whatever you do, don't invite Emily to Mcdonalds.
Emily, why you so short?
What kind of name is Emily?
Emily: Hello
Guy: Hello down there!
Can you believe what Emily just did?!
EMILY! (Screams) Sorry.
by CBreezy2006 November 22, 2021
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Her work manager calls Emily Hobbs in for a formal meeting after calling a fag, a fag
She then Sasquatches over and has her formal meeting and giggles at her manager.
She then Sasquatches over and has her formal meeting and giggles at her manager.
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EMILY is so funny
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