by rileyroditis111 June 27, 2024

Emily cooks. She cooks men. She cooks food. And she’ll cook you too.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart, and when you finally see this em, know you are loved even when it doesn’t seem like it ❤️ stay safe Sméagol ;)
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart, and when you finally see this em, know you are loved even when it doesn’t seem like it ❤️ stay safe Sméagol ;)
by OnlySheKnows June 26, 2025

So, to summarise emily is very much like when you put the milk in before the cereal. She is that uncomfortable pair of eyes judging your every move. She’s a psycho biatch who wants the attention of every woman man and animal within 100 mile radius. Her laugh makes me want to physically throw up. Emily, if you see this know that you are possibly the most horrible person living and you deserve nothing but the worst that life can offer.
by Thebestestbiatch November 13, 2022

by houndlover222 November 22, 2021

Emilys will be quick to betray you. They will hurt your feelings and terrorize your soul, but slowly, and gently. They have an air about them that says they would be okay with murder. I've seen her with a gun. I'm scared. Emilys have a tendency of stalking sometimes. She always manages to have great makeup on. I love Emily. Emily is my goddess. I worship her soul and the ground she graces. Prance around the lawn, as you prance around my mind, Emily.
I love you Emily.
by s0_oin. May 12, 2025

IS THE BEST PERSON EVER. She is maybe alittle crazy but really has it going on, SHE HAS THE BIGGEST ASS EVER. Better hold off boys. She’s very smart and doesn’t play when it comes to her friends. She has blonde hair and green eyes. She only likes black and colorful socks.
by anonymous January 2, 2023
