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dutch montana

While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.
Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.
by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021
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dutch mickey

The Dutch Mickey is a sexual move performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary Mickey Mouse ears and to poke your John’s anus, often while exclaiming “Woo-Hoo - welcome to Mickeys House Bitch”.
While wandering the back alleys of Amsterdam in his assless chaps, Remko was surprised by a Dutch Mickey…
by Buford C Cabhash March 5, 2024
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Auto-Dutch

When your sleeping in a sleeping bag and have bad gas your fart bellow past your face to escape the sleeping bag.
“That food gave me bad gas at camp last night. I was farting all night, every time I would move in my sleeping bag I would auto-Dutch and smell it.”
by RU4BN8 May 4, 2023
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Dutch and Dome

When you take a girl to Dutch bros and get dome while u drink your Dutch
Me and the one girl did a Dutch and dome behind the Walmart
by Berto707 December 13, 2020
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Dutched

Pedro- "I think I just got Dutched"
Carlos- "GG then"
by qpwoeituy March 14, 2016
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Dutch Klotzner

A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.
"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"

Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..

"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..

"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"
by Gunther McThunderhump September 9, 2015
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get in dutch

To get in trouble. American idiom. May be related to "Dutch uncle."
I'm afraid I'll get in dutch because of my screw-up.
by AncientGeek April 7, 2021
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