dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

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dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation

Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!

by plugDrew October 3, 2019

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A gay man that works at McDonalds and occasionally likes to dip his penis in the McFlury cups and let me partake in Divine decadence. Licking every lost drop in hopes of not getting caught in the broom closet with a cup of ice cream and their pants down.

Hey, Melvin, meet me in the broom closet at 0700. I have a dick-squirty that needs attending to. Peace out.

by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

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Stitch dick

A derogatory term for a FTM transsexual

This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me

by 12dajango June 3, 2018

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comfort dick

The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.

Britney: “babe my dog died”

Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”

by comfort dicker June 4, 2018

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dollar dick

When wrapping a dollar around a penis to measure girth, a dollar dick is so thick that the ends of the dollar do not touch.

Allison: "Yo, do you know Victor?"
Erin: "Yeah, the guy you got with last night?"
Allison: "You know he has a dollar dick?"
Erin: "Must have been girthy"
Allison: "Yup, it was great. Less painful than I thought"

by kiddielover69 March 26, 2017

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