Dick Chipper

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.

I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

Mystery dick

Someone that refuses to shower after sport or wears, underwear or shorts preventing teammates from seeing the dick.

See Tom after the game? He was a real mystery dick.

by Aussie big boy October 16, 2020

Hammer Dicks

1. A game that is played by 2 or more legends by placing your hammer in your tool belt simulating a penis while throwing a roll of blue tape or other circular object in an effort to land it on your opponents hammer. Similar to ring toss, but way more intense by adding alcohol and "spicy" cigarettes of your choice and only choosing deserving and qualified opponents.

2. A group of highly skilled carpenters

1. Bro, check out those hammer dicks, those guys really know how to lay pipe.

2. Aww man, we can't finish the job because we are so basic, I wish a couple of hammer dicks were around to show us how to do it right!

3. Muzzle your bitch, hammer dicks are on there way!

by BellalovesWagner November 19, 2020

cotton dicking

Wrapping a cloth around the penis for a none traditional hand job.

Sue wrapped the corner of the sheets around Greg's penis for some harmless cotton dicking.

by MoonMarshall August 2, 2017

ombre dick

A penis that has a light-colored tip that gradually becomes darker as you move towards the base of the shaft

girl 2: Did you hook up with Brad last night? How was it?!
girl 1: It was insane! He has an ombre dick!

by giraffe112 September 5, 2015

dick welfare

Giving dick to someone who hasn't had any in a long time because they need it.

Bro 1 : "Ay yo this some bullshit, government need to put me on some fucking dick welfare."

Bro 2 : "Damn bro. It's been that long for ya? I can get you a fix."

by Barack Obama's Cousin November 13, 2018

Dick Smacker

an event, party,or social gathering where there is primarily or all males.

Rob: Hey man I was thinking about stopping by your party. Is there a lot of girls there?

James: It's just a bunch of dudes right now.

Rob: Ah sounds like a real dick smacker

by ROBICON April 29, 2010