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Joe dad

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by Yknowthe July 22, 2025
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dad peen

When you get older your sick doesn't erect as much as it use to. Your foreskin gets saggy and your balls hang low.
Going down on a dad peen is nasty. Foreskin so sloppy I could use it as a sleeping bag.
by BBPOSKA August 19, 2019
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Dad

The #1 comment when you see your main hoe or side chick's picture on instagram. If you want a girl call u daddy , comment

"Dad๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโ›ช๏ธโ›ช๏ธโ›ช๏ธโ›ช๏ธโ›ช๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ"
Liam: Did you see Paige and Elly's insta?
Kyle: Dads looking good. Go comment

Liam: Say less
by Ugly_____God November 22, 2016
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dadding

Like regular parenting, but with more dick jokes, nerf guns, and pockets.
It's dadding time.
by GivenUp November 19, 2018
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Ur dad

by Benofil December 5, 2021
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Scumbag Dad

Amazing YouTuber/tiktoker who makes skits

Creator of Mr. Skelly bones

โ€œIโ€™ve got a bullet for you!โ€
-scumbag dad
Person 1: Hey, do you watch scumbag dad?
Person 2: Yeah I do.
Scumbag dad: Iโ€™ve got a bullet for you!
Mr. skelly bones: doot doot, Mr Skelly bones.
by The Bigger Mama April 22, 2024
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mississippi dad

The Dad to the girl of you dream. You donโ€™t want to get on the wrong side of him cause he is a mean southern Dad with his shoutgun.
Tommy-Are you Kierstenโ€™s Dad. Mississippi Dad-while yes and you better not hurt my daughter or Iโ€™ll hurt you.
by Fortnitegod12345 May 3, 2018
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