Dump n jump

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.

Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”

by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019

2 toned dump

A normal poop

Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow

Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!

by ouououo March 9, 2021

Road dump

When you're on the highway all day and you suddenly have to stop somewhere and shit

Patrick drove all the way from his house to work, came right in the door, and took a road dump

by CR_Chicks May 6, 2022

360 dump truck

a "360 dump truck" is a sex position.

I 360 dump trucked that ass last night!

by Memers June 14, 2010

cum dump

a way to call some one a slut or a insult

that gay cum dumpster named fusion 425

by geomy January 24, 2021

Trump Dump

That shit of the day, that makes you feel like the most powerful person in the universe.

After a long day of work I got home and took a massive Trump Dump. God Bless America!

by MrRogersSweater December 3, 2021

Dump a lump

When you need to pass a stool, have a poo . Conceived by Eddie Kirwan

I’m just going to dump a lump

by Mischief Kirwan November 29, 2018