The name you give to someone that is being an asshole over online games. Particularly Overwatch. Most cunty dumps can be found being sweaty tryhards in every game you play. Even if you play Uno, a cunty dump will find a way to be sweaty.
by Asteroid47 May 7, 2019

Someone who uses the stall next to you, especially when you both are taking shits. You'll meet each other, stink, and part ways.
"Damn, how long were you in there?"
"I don't know, I was talking to Mike."
"Who's Mike?"
"He's my dump neighbor."
"oh..."
"I don't know, I was talking to Mike."
"Who's Mike?"
"He's my dump neighbor."
"oh..."
by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014

by RimskyRinny December 20, 2017

When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!
“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
“Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”
“Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”
by smokindicks April 27, 2023

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.
by jbleezy April 12, 2015

by MommyIsNotGood August 2, 2020

by Shiftylou February 17, 2017
