A game in which multiple females toss Funyuns on to the a males erect Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap, which also must be covered in maple syrup. The intermediate level of this game, the male can be laying down. For Olympic style play or for the advanced, the male must be standing. In the event of a tie, the winner shall be decided by who can take the most amount of Funyuns off with their mouth.
Last night we had nothing to do. So Nancy, Bevan, and Wendy decided to play Canadian Ring Toss. Guess what bro it was a tie.
by Artie J Saves February 19, 2026
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when you need to help your curling stone during the Winter Games -just a little- and forget there's a bazillion cameras everywhere, and you become a meme.
"well, our curling stone needed just a little help during the winter games so i gave it the old Canadian Finger Boop."
by ThatGrantOverThere February 24, 2026
Get the Canadian Finger Boop mug.The Canadian Corn Muffin is when you ejaculate in your partners anus then pour jiffy corn muffin mix inside and mix it around with your semi-limp penis until a a thickened consistency is achieved. The next morning your partner will poop corn muffins.
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Get the Canadian Corn Muffin mug.When you visit a Rub and Tug or a Happy Ending massage parlor. The lady massaging you must be Asian born in Canada. As she’s giving you your Happy Ending she first pours maple syrup all over you erect Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap while wearing a Sasquatch mask. At the point of climax she catches all of your missile children in a goalie glove.
Broham last night Nancy gave me a Canadian Canasian Happy Ending but couldn’t find the goalie glove so I rained down missile children all over the place.
by Artie J Saves April 3, 2026
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Last night Nancy decided to try and give me a Canadian Northern Happy Ending. It didn’t work out very well.
by Artie J Saves April 3, 2026
Get the Canadian Northern Happy Ending mug.When you have a #1 PASA in their district, ranked 16th company wide, top .15% at their position in the entire company, who has an alpha personality, voices their opinion, outspoken but can prove via actual facts about what they say, FAFO attitude, DGAF mentality, and management doesn’t like it. Due to managements lack of ability to control or silence this amazing, outstanding, overachieving, over performing , gorgeous, employee, they purposefully fail to acknowledge, celebrate, cultivate, respect, appreciate and deny their success and achievements. Because of this, that PASA says hold my maple syrup puts their Sasquatch mask on and takes their talents elsewhere. Leaving a massive dumpster fire and void that cannot and will not ever be filled throughout the rest of human history.
Dude they pissed Artie J off and he pulled a Canadian HD PASA on their asses. They are so screwed they have no idea.
by Artie J Saves April 4, 2026
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