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Cracker Man 

A man whore. Anyone with this title is honestly the biggest whore I've ever met, it's almost sad that he gets so much bitches,, it's like he has nothing better to do.

But besides that, He's probably the best to have a conversation with, 11 / 10, would recommend.
Oh look! It's Cracker Man!
Cracker Man by Dogsarehot202020 August 8, 2021
cracker is nothing more but a shit tv show starring some fat guy from britian, its almost as bad as father ted, life on mars, and only fools and horses
cracker by booboochoochoo August 9, 2021

Cracker Jack

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up
Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?
Cracker Jack by Dre2k August 15, 2021

cockerstalker 

omkg your cock looks tassty NGH AHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFUCK , GIVE IT TO ME FUCKING STALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFUCK OH MY GOD SOOOOOO GOOD YES YE SYEB YEEB YES
FUCK YES YOU LITTLE COCKERSTALKER
cockerstalker by DAVlD#9967 August 15, 2021
The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.

They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.

When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.

And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.

Apparently this is the master race...
Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.
Cracker by MangiaCake2020 August 30, 2021
white person: hey there goes that nigger again
black person: I CAN HEAR U CRACKER
cracker by A.Random.Person384753 September 19, 2021