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This is in reference to something or someone that sucks so bad that it is actually worse then busch league. these are the Thursday afternoon car races that nobody watches. This is the short white trash kid with the wife-beater on that can't grow a beard.
This sucks so bad it's fuckin circuit.
by Sajarelli January 13, 2008
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circumcision scar

The superior replacement for the foreskin, created via circumcision.
Every man deserves a circumcision scar(Except for fucking intactivists
by ThePainGodM November 30, 2015
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A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.
"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.
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Circle Tag

When two cars race around an empty traffic circle or cul-de-sac attempting to catch up to each other.
Circle Tag: cars start on opposite sides then begin to race the first car to catch up to the other wins the game.
by mnm369 December 13, 2010
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Circled

The act of adding someone to Google+ circles.
I circled Tim as one of my "Friends."
by cherryblossom22 July 12, 2011
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circle jerk

When a Google+ user shares your post, pic or video outside its limited circle or group without your permission.
He's such a circle jerk for sharing that pic in my Google+ folder of my cum face to the public.
by mangodebango October 9, 2011
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Short circuit

A) When anything electronic with circuitry gets fried to a crisp because of energy overload.

B) When a battery head of a person ingests so much battery acid via mouth, nose, anus, dickhole or ear, that it literally fries his smartass head down to a couple tortured brain cells, giving him the IQ equivalent to a fucking grasshopper (usually hovers around 0.27 IQwith mental disorders usually come standard with 60 IQ), basically selling his soul, personality, and character to the drug gods. The mf will probably spend the rest of his life being fed by a damn robot pumping astronaut food through a tube that leads to his stomach, then considered a waste of human body parts and is better buried in the damn flowerbed better for plant nutrients.
“Dude Alex got short circuited after he tried snorting battery acid and muzzle-loading the shit in his dickhole. Now he dose t even know how to breathe.”
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