tuner car 

At one time, a tuner did indeed mean someone who actually focused on performance for thier automobiles. now its a byword for riceboy extreme, used by those who are attempting to pull themselves out of the mire of trashy, goofy crud that the "import scene" has become. this is quite evident in the article above, where the schmuck mentions "audio" when discussing "performance upgrades". race cars dont have subwoofers, jackoff. have fun driving around whatever piece of shit ricemobile you happen to have.

"tuner car" owner: YO DAWG MAH CAR HAS IT ALL ISS GOT COLD AIR INTAKE A PERFORMANCE EXHAUST TIP AND BIG CHROME WHEELS SHIT DIS THING GOS TOOO FAST!!!
me: you have 2 options: go back to watching fast and the furious with your pregnant teenage girlfriend, or i kill you on the spot. how dare you tarnish the reputation of automobile modders.

tuner car by Mac Sauce November 11, 2006

Taurus (car)

A car availible in both station wagon and sedan variaties. They were made by Ford, and are fairly reliable, but clunky cars. Traditional Tauruses have rounded corners and curved designs. They are good cars to learn in, because thy are simple to use and can withstand hits. The station wagons are also a good familly car, since they can fit 8 people comfortably enough.

Note: Do not buy a Taurus after the 70k mile mark, personally my familly has had a 100+k taurus, but I have heard they have a tendacy to act wierdly.

Man: I saw a Taurus (car) today-pretty messed up.

Taurus (car) by dvdlkczr March 28, 2009

Park the car 

When you leave a group of friends to partake in marijuana smoking.

We'll be right back, gotta go park the car.

Park the car by proboscidae0hey May 6, 2017

Yellow Car Drivers 

People who think they're really cool, often found hanging around the outside of Krispy Kreme's at night. Usually have a done up car (mostly yellow) and have a large group of friends with done up cars.

Girl driving passed Krispy Kreme's: "Shit, look at all the yellow car drivers!"
Friend: "I know they think their sooooo cool!"

Yellow Car Drivers by White car driver.. May 20, 2009

California Car Wash 

While fucking, just before unloading the nutsack, scooch up near her face, and give her an eye-stinging, nose picking facial, and top it off by hovering over her head and dangle your meat stick on her face like a car wash curtain.

I heard that my girl was trying to blow my buddy, and she fucks like a jonesing crack head freak, so I wanted to hit it one more time.. I filled her out like a job application, and topped it off with a California Car Wash. Later Bish!

California Car Wash by Tommyshocker August 7, 2007

ghost car 

At night, police cars will sometimes be parked in 'hidden areas', such as behind a billboard or in a parking lot, and will be facing traffic looking for speeders or DWI cases. They may also be parked alongside the road or in the breakdown lane on the highway.

Ghost cars will always have their head lights off, but sometimes the day-running lights will remain on, giving the headlights a light 'ghostly' appearance. It is also sometimes used to refer to any ordinary car driving at night with no headlights or just their dayrunners on, but usually the title is reserved for police vehicles.

I passed under the bridge when I noticed two ghost cars hiding next to it, on the median, each facing a different direction.

ghost car by The Sub March 18, 2005

muscle car 

a car with a large engine(350 ci+) made of steel not plastic, puts out more horse power and TORQUE then 6 ricers, wat these's tools in the 2 liter rice rockets dont understand is that us muscle car owners can go fast while towing a boat, u ricers cant actually take off with more then 2 people in the car. ill accept some ricers may go fast, but thats when there moddified with more money then the car is worth, a muscle car will go just as fast stock with 5 people in the car towing a boat, so to all u ricers bagging muscle cars, mayb u should try racing under weight, oh thats right, UR PEICE OF SHIT ENGINE WONT MOVE A BAG OF CEMENT

theres no replacement for displacement ricer boys GET A MUSCLE CAR!

muscle car by rice eater August 1, 2007