Candis

Similar to Joe, Candis is a phrase used in order to switch a person’s name to a vulgar phrase.

Bob: Candis really has a nice shirt.
Tyrone: Fool, who the hell is Candis?
Bob: Candis dick fit in your mouth?

Bob was then gangrapeed and killed by Tyrone’s hood.

by lord bobo July 29, 2020

Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 30, 2022

Candy skin

A person with pale skin. Someone who always needs sunblock, shade, and a sun shirt

All my family is olive skinned. They don’t understand the burn and peel cycle us candy skinned people have to go through.

by Strawberry335 June 07, 2019

candy volcano

The sexual act of a man covering his penis in frosting and pop rocks then commencing to receive oral from the female. Quite stimulating for both partners.

Keith: "Bro, Sarah candy volcanoes like nobodys business!"

by wazzanagga September 24, 2013

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails

eat them now, eat them then, eat them any time! just eat them yeahh!

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails better than no no!

by Slovenize November 02, 2023

Vicar Candy

A young boy with an ample amount of curly blonde hair.

"There was the funniest looking kid outside earlier... PRIME Vicar Candy"



"lol"

by Young Sween January 26, 2009

Candy Ass

A man or woman who possesses very enticing attributes. Is very alluring in many senses but mostly referring to their good looking assets. Akin to "eye candy" but more enphasis on the butt. Good looking. Sexy. Alluring. Candy Ass.

That dude is such a candy ass, he gets all the ladies.

She gets anything she wants with her candy ass.

Of course he got the job, he has a candy ass.

by Victorious Stunna March 16, 2021