bread

best weapon currently in Update V7.2.5 of Life

does +55 damage per hit

i will use my bread

by best bread user August 2, 2023

Breaded Pubes

When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.

Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!

Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.

by Garlic Head September 12, 2021

WiFi Bread

"To make bread" means making money, and Wi-Fi Bread simply means making money online through entrepreneurial ventures.

Joe: I want to escape the 9-5 and make lots of money without going to the office every day.

James: Gotta make that WiFi bread then, homie.

by Morrahunter March 18, 2024

Orgasm Bread

When you nut in a bread dough and bake it.

Person 1: I just made orgasm bread

Person 2: That is disgusting

by I has 2 arms June 22, 2020

Buy Bread

A colloquialism for cheap ass watch enthusiasts that want something for nothing based off their communist chinese slave labour 1:1 purchases.

If you cant afford it mate, 'Buy Bread"

by WATCHMAKER101 September 29, 2020

Bread Man

The idiot of the day. The dumbest human to ever be in existence.

David is being the bread man today, he thought his socks go on his hands.

by Wizard of trees May 8, 2018

Hoe Bread

The end piece of the loaf of bread that errbody dun put they dirty ass hands on but don't want that shit and put it back.

Man, I don't want that "hoe bread"

by Mrs Balue March 14, 2023