Hot Ham

Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.
by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018
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John Ham Boy

Loves the word, "Poopy in my butthole, Poopy in my butthole." looks like a rat. And wil forver be 4'2. Loves poopy in my butthole. Cant skate for his life.
John Ham Boy

cant skate ikr
by yungggphat July 02, 2019
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Ham Hat

When your a chubby guy standing up getting a blow job and your gut is resting on the Blow job givers head.
I was standing up getting a blow job and I rested my Ham Hat on her head !
by MUFDVR4LIFE March 23, 2021
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Ham Split

When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.
Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.
by Dick Thieman January 03, 2016
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Portable Ham

The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.

Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.

See; The best fucking thing ever.
'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'

'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'

'What the fuck? You poser.'
by Crackotage April 25, 2006
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Hammed in the face

When your trainer smacks you across the face with a big dose of HAM
by Tevin Howard May 27, 2015
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Ham is the new Judah

A recent trend in Hollywood of using continental Africans (Ham) to play the roles of African-Americans.
They got Daniel Kaluuya playing Fred Hampton. Ham is the new Judah, ahch.
by Sabal Laiwalayam February 22, 2021
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