Not every zoey is exactly the same, but chances are they’re
- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
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by Wienerbee November 21, 2021
Get the Zoey mug.Zoey is the most beautiful GIRL I've ever seen. Her eyes, most beautiful deep green. Her hair, prettiest colour, the way it shines in the sun. Her smile, I could get lost in it for hours, her laugh makes me laugh. Just looking at her makes me smile uncontrollably. I absolutely love her to pieces. Best girlfriend I could ever imagine!
by Stella B November 9, 2021
Get the Zoey mug.She be wack sometimes ong but she cool when she ain’t tryna talk shit but she also be turning guys gay but that ain’t her fault she didn’t know he was gay he just thought she was hot for being a gay guy Ig I don’t really know but she be built like a hour glass and got a sassy attitude with the men on the daily she attracts pedophiles without even trying to names JAKEEEEEE I mean WTF how dat even happen man named jake must be a pedophile ong but even as I am writing this long ass mother fucken paragraph she be talkin smack so deuces to the real one and don’t duck with no jake
by drunkdic420 November 21, 2021
Get the Zoey mug.sigh. zoey. this bitch simps like there's no tomorrow. CAN'T TELL A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP FROM A GOOD ONE, STAYS WITH ONE PERSON WHEN THERE ARE SO, SO MANY BETTER OPTIONS FOR HER BUT nOooO. ANYWAY. she likes to make fun of me a lot along with other people and although i love her like a sister, she's just, *sigh*. she's very supportive but istg sometimes i'd like to clock her and impale her with a chair. she can be obnoxious as fuck and i swear, ANNOYS THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU. she's ok in general ig, 6/10 experience. zoey? i love her. she's? annoying. hotel? trivago. HAPPY READING ALL <3 and urban dictionary, FUCK YOU.
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