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Zebra Job

When a girl gives a hand job with such a harsh grip that she bruises the penis. The resulting bruises makes the penis look like a Zebra. (Is it white with black bruises, or black with white bruises)?
Dude, Becky just gave me a sick-nasty Zebra Job! It hurts so good!
by MOMMMMMMMMMMMM August 14, 2009
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Zombo-Zebracalypse

Similar to a zombrocalypse but in which the zombies are not human undead, but zebra undead.
The world has been turned on its ass, and I'm out of carrots for the looming zombo-zebracalypse.
by Vance_Colvig June 10, 2008
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Zehra

someone of the paki decent who is extremely gangster, & is the best at rejecting boys. can also bust a mean move on the dance floor. possibly needs bouncers at her next big birthday bash to avoid brown party crashers.
girl: so yeah i deff. gave him the X, then went to a club.
aya: you are so zehra
by ZR Fan Club February 16, 2008
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Extreme Zebra-ing

When multiple men stand in a horizontal line towards a womans back and proceed to shove white and black food coloring up there dick holes. Afterwards, they jerk off into parallel lines on the woman, making a zebra pattern.
"Have you seen that awesome new porn genre!? I totally wanna go Extreme Zebra-ing with Leslie tonight!"
by Monkey and Stoney May 16, 2016
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Zebra

An ass with a bunch of stripes
The Chief can be a real zebra sometimes
by Stitch2002 December 5, 2018
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Zebra Penis

Any penis that has been worn or beaten to the point of stripedness. Commonly appears as indentations and red stripes from the hand of the offender.
Common causes of the progression of the condition: Marriage, Lack of girlfriend, Lack of a suitable nymphomaniac to pleasure yourself with, or simply the undeniable urge to constantly spank oneself.
Most effective method of curing the condition: turn off one's video game console and do whatever necessary to score some action, including prostitution or hogging (pleasuring the obesely overweight) if necessary; put down the glow-in-the-dark Star Wars light saber, and use these skills to stab some stinky.
1. Even though my wife was home, I was so lonely over the weekend that I pleasured myself repeatedly until I developed zebra penis.

2. Billy hasn't been laid in about 3 months, he's probably given himself a zebra penis.
by Wes and Dan August 13, 2006
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Zebra Juice

A slang term for the word sperm.
when I pulled my dick out of my girlfriend's cunt, I sprayed my Zebra Juice all over her face.
by T-Rizz55 October 23, 2008
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