Zen vibrator

A vibrator that helps you "come without attachments".
I went to the ashram yesterday afternoon. They were giving out a free. Zen vibrator so I went home and medibated for the rest of the day!
by 4realazitgits April 19, 2021
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zen-ng

The act, during cunnilingus, where the performers head is directed by the recipient via their sideburns. This maneover only works when the performers sideburns are of an unusualy large proportion.
we were 'zen-ng' last night and I almost lost a side-burn
by Mayonnaise69 July 13, 2010
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Zen-Dick

Peaceful ,relaxing and stress free penis receiving this type of penis don’t allow you to get upset
He gives me Zen-Dick everytime I get overly stressed out
by 🌞Shyne September 30, 2021
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zenning

verb. When a person becomes intoxicated and cannot open his or her eyes all the way. The same facial expression one shows when the lights are too bright and they squint their eyes, except in a relaxed state.
by The neighbors 3 feet away March 19, 2011
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Zenning

Zenning (or Zen-travel) is a form of transportation, often used by people looking for something that they know is near their current position, or people who want to waste alot of time.

Zenning is a simple transportation, seeing it can be used in a vehicle or on foot. It is finding someone who looks like they know where they are going, and then following them. This usually does not work, and is mainly used as a last option.
"sup, what were u doin all of yesterday? i saw u hangin round wif dose chicks from St Pauls?"
"oh i was zenning, u shud try it sometime!"
by Shane Vincent July 03, 2006
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Zenning

I'm zenning a lot today whoo
by unknown-mysme October 02, 2018
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Zen-Carting

Zen Carting: An emotional coping technique where individuals immerse themselves in the online shopping experience, meticulously selecting items and adding them to their virtual carts, not with the primary intention of purchasing, but rather to achieve a sense of calm, mindfulness, and temporary escape from the stresses of daily life. Much like the Zen practice emphasizes simplicity, awareness, and focus on the present moment, 'Zen Carting' allows individuals to find a momentary respite by engaging in a focused and familiar activity, providing therapeutic relief without the financial implications of actual purchasing.
After work I did some Zen-Carting to relax and get control back of my day!
by GillilyPad August 16, 2023
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