Zank

Zank
noun / verb
(1) A person who hijacks any conversation, moment, or comment section to inject irrelevant, preachy, or emotionally manipulative nonsense — usually out of a desire to be seen, not heard.

(2) The act of forcing unrelated personal trauma or political outrage into something that had nothing to do with it.

“RIP to a Ozzy Osbourne.”
Zank: “But what about Palestine and climate change?”
→ Get outta here, zank.

“Bro zanked the whole memorial post to flex his veganism.”

by Unprogrammed July 22, 2025

Zank

Used to describe something so amazing beyond human nature that only the zankiest of them all can understand

Hey ts is so zanky twin

Ikr im so zanked rn

by Zankman4000 July 26, 2025

Zanking

zanking is where you drag something so hard that you shall now be known as a zanker

”bro your ZANKING”

by HiZachifyouseethisthenhehehe September 8, 2025

Zank

Zank (verb)
To sell an item at nearly 50% of what you paid for it.

Bill got a really expensive guitar and then went off to college. I hope he doesn't zank it.

by Faeotic October 23, 2025

salted zanky

when one puts a spicy substance on their penis.

jayson salted zanky ed while eating mexican food.

by billferd January 1, 2014

oh zank

A thing that Ellen and Tilde invented.

"OH ZANK ELLEN"
"OH ZANK TILDE"

by Zankisas December 25, 2016

Jack zanker

Absolute ginger freak. Usually good academically but compromises with a atrocious social life.

Girl: stop being a fucking wanker u massive tall freak man
Girl 2: yeh ur such a jack zanker

by Kat street July 16, 2019