Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
.

Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

by Himhimherher November 24, 2021

Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?

A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

I banged your dad

I couldn't find your mum

You don't have a mum so I banged your dad

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023

Suck Your Dad

When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.

I suck your dad every day.

by EINHJFJUE May 23, 2023

your dad

unexistent

your dad went to get the #milk and never came back #💀💀☠

by your moms exhusband May 10, 2025

nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.

Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.

by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024

your dad

your dad that left you for the milk, at a young age

"Hey is that your dad from 15 years ago"?

by sugar~ June 12, 2022