No you

The ultimate petty comeback of all time. It can be used in any situation- ever. No matter where you are, like the middle of class, while being stabbed by prison shanks, or in a back alley Knife fight.

Anyone- “You’re annoying”
Ethan- “No you”
everyone around- *dies*

by idkwhyiwrotethese May 10, 2019

You

are perfect, beautiful and amazing don’t be afraid to show yourself!

YOU should not be afraid to be YOU!

by Bananachicken245 June 4, 2020

be with you

Very subtle way of saying have sex.

"Before we part ways, I need to be with you just one time."

by Makememesgreatagain February 14, 2017

You

Someone who is not me.

Mister Miser: "Hey you!"

by Mister Miser March 27, 2008

You

A depressed little cunt who doesnt know how to read. Stop trying to sound this out you moron.

you r dumb

by Surely not andrew 14696642097 May 2, 2019

You

The person who is reading this right now. The person who is on the non-kid-friendly Urban Dictionary.

Did you really not know what this word meant or did you just want to see what other people would define the word as?

by iamnotmyself March 30, 2022

On you

"On you" is a request or demand to be after someone on what ever they have got.

Toby "on you tom."
Tom "no walker claimed"

by Sam mas December 15, 2008