yoink

1. to steal an object from another
see also liberation, gank, and steal
2. a sound made when taking another's possession as your own

I yoinked a soda from the gas station because the attendant was such an asshole.

by whoredon January 11, 2004

Yoink

A word used to state that you are taking something that isn't yours.

(Said whilst nicking part of someones lunch) "Yoink!"

by Lil Laura May 22, 2006

yoink

The noise an object makes when it is no longer there. Often the person removing said object will amplify this noise making it apear as though they just said it.

'yoink'
man 1: "wow that car just vanished"

by mad sid May 28, 2005

Yosker

Heard in Mid-Cheshire, England, a lot when I was a kid there. A rural term, so maybe this should be in a 'RuralDictionary' section! 'yoskers' is an insulting term akin to 'peasants' - for example, it refers to farm-workers, or the families that only seem to rear farm-workers.

Q. Where does Bob Turbishley work now? - haven't seen him since school . .

A. Bob? Works down at Ashley's farm - always was a yosker, like all the rest of the Turbishleys . .

by Blokerama April 18, 2012

Yoikes

When someone says sumfin cringey

Gillian: one time bae snapped me and said yuh yuh

Brittany: yoikes

by Yursef May 24, 2018

Yoinkers

Samira Grant’s rollercoaster of a life. Follow on insta @itssamiraange

Samira: my life is a downward spiral of trash
Julia: yoinkers...

by Julia Arnetta July 4, 2019

Yoinked

When you take something swiftly and in a quick manor

Guy1: yo bro did you fuck the other night

Guy2: ye bro of course

Guy1: nice what was she like?
Guy2: oh it was her fist time

Guy1: oh
Guy2: ye she was like 13 I YOINKED her virginity

Guy1: and your probably gonna get yoinked on to a register, see ya later

by IJustThrewYaNan November 18, 2019