typo train wreck 

A typo train wreck occurs when a person attempts to correct their typo(s) only to end up becoming sequential typos. A typo train wreck finally comes to a halt in an often all caps ending.

Person A:
"I was at my grandfather's house ladt night in Wyoming"
"laat*"
"lsat*"
"LAST!!!!******"

Person B:
"Lol. typo train wreck"

typo train wreck by dbman May 15, 2010

Tran Wreck 

a botched sex change operation.

Perry went in for his gender reassignment surgery, and man, the result was quite a Tran Wreck.

Tran Wreck by Walter and Gin January 15, 2006

turkish train wreck 

slamming your cock into a tight vagina and your cock brakes in half

dude that girl was so tight i almost had a turkish train wreck

turkish train wreck by e-harrington July 2, 2008

ship wreck

A person that is ugly or just beyond fixin up.
Busted, broke down, sloppy, not tryin to do nothing for themselves, hopeless, aint never gonna be anything

Damn man look at that ship wreck over their

ship wreck by Dasupa 1 March 20, 2008

Train Wreck

Britney Spears, her life and her career.

1) "Wow, Britney Spears sure is a train wreck!"
2) "That girl is a freakin' train wreck"

Train Wreck by Vincent VegaSF September 26, 2007

Brain Wreck 

A state wherein a person cannot comprehend the sheer magnitude of chaos or stupidity in a situation, causing their brains to undergo vapor lock as they try to come to grips with the enormity of the particular error.

"That guy was so stupid when he shot himself in the foot that it gave me a brain wreck!"

Brain Wreck by Benjamin Osborn December 9, 2008

Don't wreck 'em/ Don't wreck your genitals 

refers to damaging your genitals through playful but violent activites Can be used with parting words, as a warning or to describe a lack of life experience.

"You are 25 and you have'nt wrecked 'em yet?"

(to someone play fighting)"Hey, careful you don't wreck your genitals."

"bye jay, don't wreck 'em!"

Don't wreck 'em/ Don't wreck your genitals by pixie December 1, 2004