That would be tits!

Hollywood speak for "That would be awesome!"

Cholo who digs fugly white chicks: "I'm tryin' to find Laker tickets for tonight's game..."

Desperate fugly white chick: "My dad's got a season pass. We can go if you want..." (blush)

Cholo: "That would be tits!"

Yay for happy endings!

by fugly cholo November 16, 2012

You would know

Something commonly said to someone if they happen to be knowledgeable on something sad, pathetic, or sick.

Brian: Hey Joe, Why do you play computer games all your life?

Joe: What the fuck are you talking about? It only takes an average of 4026 hours 43 minutes and 7 seconds to get all the max levels on runescape.

Brian: You would know... you would know...

Example 2
Conner:There are so many date rape drugs these days People who use them drugs are just sad because they can't get any.

James: Um...rohypnol, ketamine, burundanga, and rohibitril are the only ones commonly used. Besides they only knock someone out for a max of 24 hours... so don't talk shit about date rapists.

Conner: You would know... you would know...

by 99 archerman June 7, 2009

You would

A phrase used by fucking morons in response to nearly everything. It usually makes no sense in the way it is used, but since the speaker is a fucking idiot, they don't know or care.

A: No, I can't go, I have to work today.

B: You would.

by steviewonder January 22, 2009

11/10 would recommend

when you recommend something so much you wanna rate it more than the limit.

or when you liked something so much you would watch it more likely than the limit.

that book is great 11/10 would recommend.
that movie was awesome, 11/10 would watch again.

by jay-fandoms March 7, 2019

What would Fifty Cent do

SEE ALSO: WWFCD
A question as to choices hypothetically (to be) made by the American Rapper, FIFTY CENT ... if he was in your (stinkin') shoes, OR
if he found himself in a similar jam as you seem to have managed.
By asking, one could be encouraging the other to do the right thing like FIFTY CENT surely would. Confer: "What would Jesus Do?", WWJD?

"WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO wif a bag o' fiddies?"

"Don't do that! WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO if he seen you? I'n tellin' you, he'd smack yo' bitch up!"

by Cholito (no hate) Hellamongo is love October 16, 2006

wouldn't root her for practice

A saying used when a person finds a particular individual or individuals less than desirable in a sexual sense.

Male 1: Britney Spears is such a spunk.
Male 2: I wouldn't root her for practice.

Also for more than one person....

Girlfriend: Don't you think the chicks on Sex and the City are hot?
Boyfriend: I wouldn't root them for practice.
Girlfriend: Awww that's so sweet. Let's have a root now.

by BrizVegas August 2, 2006

wouldn't say no

An expression with strong sexual connotations, it is used generally when referring to someone of the opposite sex who, while not attractive enough for the subject to actively pursue as a sexual partner, is sufficiently attractive that if said person were to pursue the subject for the same reason, the subject "wouldn't say no".

"Your one over there, she hasn't the best face on her, but I wouldn't say no."

by Cacodyl February 11, 2008