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Woofe

Haha dog go woofe
by Barkable March 24, 2021
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woof

a reaction statement to pretty much anything, but most commonly in gossip, judging another

woof can also be a form of agreement, disagreement, and can also be used in a complementary sense

The word is usually stated just how it reads in a different tone, though sometimes it may be said in an actual bark
"Have you heard what horrible decisions Liv is making with her life?!"
"Woof"
"What do you think of this outfit?"
"Woof"
"They broke up because he wanted alone time even though they’re thousands of miles apart and I just saw a picture of him with his ex-girlfriend"
"Woof"
"Can we facetime right now?"
"Woof"
"It might be time to get off of Instagram"
"Woof"
"This* politician is in my town"
"Woof"
"Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin"
"Woof
by Goou December 1, 2019
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Dog woofed

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.
Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED
by Shaun from down the pub August 10, 2022
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Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.
Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!
by anonymous June 30, 2023
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Woof

Slang: something you say to express dismay, failure, unattractiveness, surprise or sympathy.

Generally means the same thing as the much later-occurring slang "oof".
A: I just failed my math exam
B: Woof

X: This burger doesn't look anywhere near as good as the ad
Y: Woof! That's an abomination if I've ever seen one.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2021
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Woof

A very sexy human being. He/she have to be lightskin. And has to have Y in their name.
by Hooyo macaan November 29, 2023
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Woof Me

A cute way of asking someone for sex.
Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"

Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"

Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"
by Stingy444 June 20, 2022
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