full wonka

Eating a chocolate bar while having sex.

I was enjoying my hershey bar in bed when he went full wonka on me.

by Enoch Root December 08, 2017

half wonka

Giving oral sex to someone while they eat chocolate.

I was quietly eating my brownie ice cream sundae when my boyfriend ducked under the covers and went half wonka on me.

by Enoch Root December 08, 2017

scottish wonka

Theatrical term. Used to describe a failed production or unsuccessful show.

We've been rehersing all week, lets not have a Scottish Wonka!

I can't invest my money in something that's going to be a Scottish Wonka. I'll get tickets after the reviews are published.

by Beanbunny05 March 03, 2024

Wonka Tonka

A big titty bitch with a ugly face

Nick: Bro I fucked this female yesterday with some big ass tits but her face was ugly

Rick: You just fucked a Wonka Tonka bro

by BigzaddyR May 03, 2021

Willy Wonka Wet Dream

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.

“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more

by Vikingwaterfall August 26, 2023

Wonka Waterfalls

A cute coloquialism for diarrhea, making reference the the "chocolate waterfall" featured in the film "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"

I was on the toilet all night last night. I had a case of the 'ole Wonka Waterfalls.

by Cyc4015 November 24, 2017

Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.

1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.

by Wallaytism April 26, 2010