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embarrassed witness

A witness who saw someone else do something which embarrassed that person and also feels embarrassed for having witnessed what took place and knowing that the person who committed the embarrassing action, or to whom the embarrassing thing happened, saw the ( usually sole ) witness.
Seeing the woman commit a mistake made me feel like an embarrassed witness.
by but for February 8, 2018
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lie-witness

Any person who provides false testimony in a willing and intentional manner.
All of the testimony by the lie-witness was eventually thrown out of court.
by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019
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Silent Witness

1: An individual who witnesses a crime who does not speak up out of the fear that either their family or themselves may be attacked in retaliation for speaking up
2: An individual who reports a crime, who chooses to remain anonymous when doing so to avoid being identified and forced to testify about the crime
A silent witness just reported the murder of an unidentified person on Montuyoc Avenue.
by Vanguard 1998 March 18, 2021
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Found Wigless

Used to describe when someone is OUTDONE. Usually used figuratively, if someone slays harder then you then you were "Found Wigless"
Person 1: Did you see Nicki's new song
Person 2: I know Cardi was Found Wigless in an alley
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JeHOEvah's Witness

The act of observing an overly religious male or female sexually satisfying an individual upon a moving bike.
Person A: Dude, did you see Kevin bought himself a brand new bike?
Person B: Yeah, I saw him and some other dude today riding it while walking to school and became a JeHOEvah's Witness.
by RonaldoLamborghiniToughTitty October 16, 2020
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Jehovah's Witnesses

A religion with over 8 million members all over the world. They come from hundreds of ethnic and language backgrounds, yet are united by common goals. Above all, they want to honor Jehovah, the God of the Bible and the Creator of all things. They do their best to imitate Jesus Christ and are proud to be called Christians. Each of them regularly spend time helping people learn about the Bible and God’s Kingdom. Because they witness, or talk, about Jehovah God and his Kingdom, they are known as Jehovah’s Witnesses.

They are one of the few religions to go door to door in order to preach. Despite common misconceptions, they are not a cult, and do not force anyone to join their religion. They are honest, respectful, peaceful people.

They have an official website: jw.org. Any other website not linked to on the official site cannot be considered a valid source of information regarding Jehovah's Witnesses, as they tend to have biased opinions disguised as facts about JWs.
Person 1: What religion are you?
Person 2: I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses.
by Kensurou May 6, 2017
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Jehovah's Witnesses

A Christian religion often called a cult. They are well known for their frequent missionary visits, wherein they knock on your door, armed with pamphlets and magazines. They should not be confused with Mormon missionaries; a distinct difference is that Jehovah's Witnesses will try to tell you that your religion is wrong using their analytical facts.
JW Missionary: So what religion do you belong to?
Me: I'm a Mormon.
JW Missionary: Well, your Book of Mormon contradicts the Bible!
Me: How so?
JW Missionary: Well, we don't have any of them with us right now...
by Deoxyribose August 4, 2005
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