Wisconsin Otterslop 

To masturbate using an OtterPop, or Freezee, depending on locale. Unleashed a torrent of colorful cold pleasure on those who chose to embark upon it's journey.

Chris: Oh man, why are the sheets all rainbow colored?

Alex: Tyler was doing the Wisconsin Otterslop

or

Alex: TYLER! Why were you doing the Wisconsin Otterslop on the bed?

Tyler: It... Felt.... Good?

Wisconsin Otterslop by Colorful Otter May 1, 2011

Wisconsin Bait 'n' Switch 

The act of jerking off into an ice-fishing hole while pooping into a beer can.

We went out to the shack on the lake today, and we got so drunk that one of us pulled the ol' Wisconsin Bait 'n' Switch.

We were so ashamed.

Wisconsin Bait 'n' Switch by Thwacko September 13, 2010

Wisconsin Dry Rub

The act of eating wings, taking a hefty steamer on the waitress, and rubbing it thoroughly on her cleavage, allowing it to drizzle down to her stomach. To finish it, you leave her no tip. Do this weekly for ultimate effect.

"Katie was being such a bitch, so I gave her the Wisconsin Dry Rub. Can't wait to go again next Monday."

Wisconsin Dry Rub by tamslam March 2, 2015

Wisconsin Back Burner 

To accidentally shit yourself while doing a hand stand, causing shit to run down your back.

Paul Hamm is an olympic gymnast from Wisconsin. He notedly Wisconsin back burnered on accident in the 2013 Olympics.

Wisconsin Back Burner by BroncoBlunt420 June 4, 2015

Wisconsin Frank

A Wisconsin Frank takes place when all of the following requirements

1. You're eating "2 hot dogs, one bun"
2. You're sitting in a director's height chair
3. You must be in Wisconsin

Look at Jeff, he's pulling a Wisconsin Frank

Wisconsin Frank by PalJuddwilp August 30, 2019

Wisconsin Howdy 

When you fart in a hot shower and the aroma of poop permeates the air, merging with the humidity to create a fart sauna.

My girlfriend enjoys a nice steamy Wisconsin howdy when we are in the shower.

Wisconsin Howdy by Nicksnothome May 15, 2020

Wisconsin purple grimace 

An instance in which blunt force trauma is exerted through the phallus and scrotal region and into the perineum resulting in sub dermal hemorrhaging in the shape of grimace ( the mcdonalds mascot)

Hey bro did you hear what happened to todd at the party last night ?

Yea bro, his girl caught him cheating and she gave him a wisconsin purple grimace.

Wisconsin purple grimace by Therein December 11, 2020