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wisconsin rapids

Wisconsin Rapids, literally the only town that is not on the Wisconsin map, if you’ve seen black panther, Wisconsin Rapids is the Wakanda of towns, minus the income of money, Wisconsin Rapids is also very poor, don’t expect a new store to last a year. Do not, I REPEAT DO NOT GO SEARCHING FOR THIS SHITTY TOWN.
Carl: Yo dude you wanna go to rapids with me?
Me: fuck no bro, I rather eat a bowl of shit from someone who has Crabs than to go to Wisconsin Rapids.
by MyPseudonymWasTakenSoIDK June 4, 2018
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Greenville Wisconsin

An awesome place that people live in right outside of Appleton, Wisconsin. Unfortunately, all of them are basically forced to be in the Hortonville School District, so tat means that they have to go to Hortonville Highschool. That place is filled with abnoxious rednecks and hicks with bigs trucks and are overly obsessed with TRUCKS AND MUD. All of their trucks in the parking lot have huge tires and smoke stacks. They even have a designated snowmobile parking area. More on Greenville Wisconsin, they have the Catfish races and do fun stuff all year round... while Hortonville sits in the hunting spots they have and such... all year.
I love Greenville Wisconsin, but I hate the fact that I have to go to Hortonville Highschool.
by LAWLHEY!!!! March 10, 2011
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Wisconsin Fakey

right before you make a girl come, pull out and get dressed and go home
I gave Simone a Wisconsin fakey and went home to jerk off
by baraka2112 May 28, 2007
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Wisconsin Brewer

The act of pouring beer into a fat woman's anus crack, then let it marinate in her anal juices, and slurp out of her ass.
Dude, did you hear about dat nasty Wisconsin Brewer that C Quick pulled on Ann-Marie last night
by whacknsplash5555 June 6, 2010
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Wisconsin badger

A lowly scum sucking creature from the north. Ususlly found packing a fat chick from Rhinelander or Sheboygan. Drinks a lot of cheap "beer," brewed locally. Badgers eat a lot of fried foods and cheese and Gopher shit. They are generally not very bright, wear red, and very obnoxious. They are very envious of the mighty Hawkeyes of Iowa.
Did you see that Gopher? Nah, he must be a Wisconsin Badger. I bet his girlfriend weighed 500 pounds.
by Herky the Hawk February 28, 2008
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wisconsin johnson

the act of putting a piece of cheese in your partner's rectum while having vaginal sex from the rear mount position.
this was my first wisconsin johnson, and her second...
by ravenflesh June 22, 2008
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Wisconsin steamer

An act performed when one partner eats a massive amount of Wisconsin Cheddar Cheese (making his/her shit very slippery and light-colored) and takes a huge shit on another partner's chest, then rolling it out flat with an empty beer bottle (sort of like rolling out cookie dough).
Did you give her the ol' Cleveland steamer?

No dude, the Wisconsin steamer. I used a beer bottle instead of my ass.

That's how we do it in Madison!
by wetspot September 4, 2006
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