Jerk Johnson

Sex Act - verb - To lick a girl from bellybutton to tramp stamp in a single fluid motion.

Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?

Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)

by Big Swish August 10, 2008

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Woody Johnson

Is not meant here to be a person's actual name, rather, Woody Johnson, describes a hard penis, or a man who has one.

Foxy Chick: Damn! John Doe started taking Viagra last month. Yesterday he was "Woody Johnson" for about 3 and a half hours. We both came at least 6 times!

by Annie Johnson June 01, 2006

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tremendous johnson

An unusually asinine computer network engineer; one who is behaving like a complete dork; Jeremy. Derived from the Hudson County NJ dialect of Italian, orig. Jonsono Tremendoso.

Did you see that Tremendous Johnson ride by on his Harley?

by DarthTouchdown March 05, 2005

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dallas johnson

To "do a Dallas Johnson" is to pass out while drinking, then regain consciousness and continue drinking copiously. Named in honour of Melbourne Storm/Queensland State of Origin lock forward Dallas Johnson, who was knocked unconscious (and convusling) on the first tackle of the 2007 State of Origin Game 2, then returned at half time and made thirty tackles.

Luke: I'm going to drink a slab of beers in 24 hours.
(Three hours later: ten beers + Luke both gone)
Rob: The only way he will finish is by doing a Dallas Johnson.

by Aspirex_of_Team_9 November 13, 2007

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