Web Jumping

The often dangerous, ever amusing action of typing any word or phrase which crosses the mind into the internet web browser as a web address to discover what pops up.

"Man, I was web jumping the other night and I typed 'midget' and it was sick! But then I typed 'so tired' and I found some wild, cool stuff!"

by Keith Karabin December 9, 2008

Web Schizo

Web Schizo is a term used to describe someone online who tends to post things that are thought of as weird or sometimes borderline concerning. Some internet personas have accepted it as a label of a person who engages in "schizo-posting" and call themselves Web Schizos. People who call themselves are often actually schizophrenic. It is related to the idea of Internet Schizophrenia. The term has roots in the image board site 4chan.

"Check out this Instagram account! This guy is
. a total web schizo."

by P0lybius July 29, 2023

Web Archive

The automated system whereby an archives or interactions are stored.

The automated system whereby an archives or interactions are stored calls web archive

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Web 4.0

Internet experience paradigm in which TCP/IP protocol is governed by the self-referential attribute of blockchain technology.

The self-referential web.

Web 4.0 offers a world in which trust is redundant and unnecessary; no one can be anyone other than who they say they are.

by tomorrowtomorrow May 12, 2018

Web Gremlin

A type of person usually in their early teens that spend unusual amounts of unsupervised time on the internet, often being annoying or stupid in places like discord servers, reddit threads, or twitter replies

guy 1: you seen what that guy’s been saying in the server?

guy 2: yeah, he’s a real web gremlin

by WUDICTIONARY August 15, 2021

Web Baking

Chatting with a friend on the internet while both you and the friend are high. This is essentially getting high with a friend, but you aren't together.

Guy 1: "Me and J got so baked this weekend."

Guy 2: "That's chill. At whose house?"

Guy 1: "Both. We were Web Baking"

by haha420guysismokeweedhaha February 23, 2011

Web Death

The choice of web suicide or deletion of interactions for one’s own amounts to web death with regard to ones internet life.

choice of web suicide or deletion of interactions is web death

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013