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Jo worthy

An adjective used to describe something that is enjoyable, and soft to the touch, to jerk off with.

It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.

When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
Example 1:

Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.

Example 2:

Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
by The Milk Man Jr. November 15, 2010
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Highlighter Worthy

When studying or reading a book, we say something is 'highlighter worthy' if it is a main point that must be highlighted for further use or to solidify in the brain.
When studying for my driver's license test, I decided that in the manual where it says "It usually takes about one hour per drink to wear out of the system" this was a highlighter worthy phrase. I will need to know this for the test because I got it wrong the first time when I failed.
by Anna!! =) January 23, 2011
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Crash Worthy

A phrase used to describe somebody who is so attractive they cause a driver to take their eye's off of the road long enough to make them nearly crash.
Driver - "Shit (swerves car) that was a close one"

Passenger - " WTF man"

Driver - "Sorry mate but did you see her, she was Crash Worthy"
by AndyBuc February 26, 2011
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Mung Warthog

A type of warthog found only in near the equator and is worshipped almost as a god by many ancient Amazonian tribes. The mung warthog is extremely sensitive to sunlight and is most commonly known for its habit of burrowing into old graves, during the harsh daylight, with its mate and munging buried corpses for sustainance and recreation.
Timon: Wow! Thats a nasty rash, when did you get that?!

Pumbaa: When I was a mung warthog!

Timon: Nice, very nice.
by TheGodbler March 18, 2011
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Pipe Worthy

Being good enough for one to have sex with.
Susie: What do you think of Bobby?

Allie: Oh, Bobby? He's okay...not pipe worthy though.
by pipe_worthy8989 April 19, 2011
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Ington Worthy

A nickname often given to people called Phoebe. It can also be used to make words sound cooler, by adding 'ington' and 'worthy' to the end of the word.

It is an extension for ordinary words.
Cakington Cakeworthy
She's such an ington Worthy

Go ington, to the worthy, it's ington Worthy!
by Jessixredd March 10, 2013
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Spoodge Worthy

To be "spoodge worthy" is to meet the standards (individually, based on personal preferences) to which an ejaculation could, and most likely would, take place.
by MissMisunderstoodKansas September 4, 2015
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