Taking the dog for a walk

A person, getting out their penis, and normally proceeding to engage in a sexual act or masturbation.
Commonly given as an excuse to leave and masturbate.

Oh, Jeff is taking the dog for a walk tomorrow with Oliver
I'll be back in 5 minutes, just taking the dog for a walk

by Mayonnaise gurgler March 10, 2017

Taking the lizard out for a walk

To masturbate; jerking it

Sebastian: "Hey Andrew, you wanna hang tonight?"

Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"

by NotShadogun August 23, 2019

takin the dog for a walk

a term used for masterbation, wackin it, jerkin off ect.

Hey mom im guna go take the dog for a walk ill be back in a lillte bit.

by mike johnson March 10, 2005

take the cat for a walk

taking out the pussy aka pounding - see i'm going to walk the cat

"broski check out the beezy over there!"
"oh that betty, watch this im gonna take the cat for a walk"

by guadelupanjigga February 25, 2008

The jimmy and tina walk

A silly walk expressed by usually boyfriend and girlfriend in which they walk while hugging each other. Very often occuring at wonderland.

They ran into a lady because they couldn't look where they were going while doing the jimmy and tina walk.

by Cwils12 July 16, 2009

taking the cat for a walk

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.

Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*

by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017

the realest nigga to ever walk planet earth

Joshua Gordon

It’s simple Joshua Gordon the realest nigga to ever walk planet earth

by Sauce walka June 18, 2024