Stog Vulture

A carnivorous cigarette fiend who circles around and raids dirty ashtrays; smoking every reminent cigarette down to the bare filter. They hover by outdoor ashtrays hoping someone leaves a morsel of a stog for their smoking pleasure. This person has no fear of herpes or any lip born disease. They will vulture any cigarette regardless of brand, type, or cleanliness.

Dirty Barry waited anxiously on top of the building for his moment. Poor Nancy became his prey. Nancy put out her cigarette at the waste recepticle where Barry was lurking. Barry then swooped in, attacked the used Kool Light, smoking it to the bone. Nancy looked at Barry in disgust and said "You Dirty Stog Vulture". Nancy did have the last laugh as she forget to apply her Valtrex(1) that day.

footnote (1) Valtrex Prevents Spreading Herpes/Warts

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood December 11, 2005

Them Crooked Vultures

Them Crooked Vultures is a recently formed rock 'n roll supergroup that consists of Dave Grohl (Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Probot, etc.), John Paul Jones (Led Zeppelin), and Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss) doing drums, bass, and vocals/guitar respectively. Alain Joannes is also a rhythm guitarist for touring. Them Crooked Vultures first played live August 9th, 2009, at Chicago, and performed in more locations for the rest of the month.

Their eponymous debut album will be released November 17th, 2009. It has been described as bluesy, a little funky, and just plain original.

According to a recent interview with Grohl, the idea came when he was celebrating his birthday at a reserved bar with a medieval theme. He asked Homme and then they asked JPJ. It seemed that no one was busy or binded to anything else, so the band was made. An official tour was announced for October and December on September 1st. It includes North America and the UK. Tickets for the tour were sold out within minutes in the UK, and more locations for the tour include Germany.

This is probably one of the best things that happened in the first decade of the 21st century, and will certainly end this decade with a bang.

You guys saw the Them Crooked Vultures live? You, my friends, were a part of history!

by FirePaperMario November 2, 2009

Pole vaulter

A pole vaulter is a woman who uses sex to climb the corporate ladder.

Person 1: "this new girl is pretty hot"
Person 2: "you're not the only one that thinks so...apparently she's already fucking the boss"
Person 1: "wow, not even working here a week and already banging the boss...what a pole vaulter"

by Little donkey April 23, 2014

valter rage

When Valter is playing a game and gets so angry he quits

Wow, Valter was so pissed off by that game he got so angry he quit, classic Valter rage.

by DerekPC March 24, 2018

valtias

true love of two people I ship together <3

“What’s valtias?” my classmate asked.
“Just a ship lol”
“With who?”
“Two people I don’t know irl.”

by mysocialstudiesteachergotdrip December 29, 2021

Turkey Vulture

Older women who prey on younger men are referred to as a cougar. Cougars over 65 years of age are Turkey Vultures. Much like cougars, they prey on the inebriated and sopht minded.

He was so drunk at the bar last night a Turkey Vulture got him.

by ikehi11 August 1, 2020

Sword Vulture

Someone with a voracious appetite for cock. The sword vulture is a non discriminatory creature. Often, they can be found scavenging bar parking lots after last call.

Did I tell you I saw that sword vulture Monique, trolling the parking lot of the Almond tree last night?

by Hamper Hunter April 14, 2021