vapor

fumes or smoke from incinerated THC trichomes.

I went to my friend's house and he hit me with some BC vapors then I passed out.

by David Koresh June 7, 2005

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vaporeon

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

person 1: “Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and Female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the-“
person 2: -pulls out gun and shoots in the balls-

by monkeymoo ✨ April 30, 2023

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the Vapors

A person who upon visualizing, reading, thinking, or even imagining something attractive or sexual embodies the characteristics of a southern elderly lady and receives warmth in the crotch area, similar to that of a dog in heat.

After hearing that Gary was going with the class to Italy Amanda received the vapors. She went home and took a cold shower to relieve herself.

Also may quote the line "I do indeed have the vapors" (While fanning themselves or their crotch)

by SammyDavies3 October 11, 2005

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Vapor

An individual with a personality that has no substance or depth

Have you ever had a serious conversation with Paul? I was talking with him about the situation in Iraq and he responded about the size of his bowel movement this morning. That guy is vapor.

by Wit765 June 10, 2011

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