Vagina 

The scariest thing on a woman's body.

That vagina almost ate me!

Vagina by ka1tlyn May 14, 2009

Vagina 

1: The root of all pain and evil.
2: The worst friend a penis can ever have.
3: The sole reason men endure abuse above a certain level.
4: The antidote for rational thinking and human decency.
5: Nothing a man can't live without.
6: What women use to define themselves, also what they use to harm men.

7: An excuse for anything a woman does, or if it pleases her the reason a man victimized her (aka something other than what she told him to)

8: A source of orgasm not attached to a mans arm.

Kathryn used her vagina to seduce Timothy, who later regretted it and broke off the entanglement. Afterward Kathryn said he abused her because she had a vagina.

Any responsibility for her role in things was excused because she has a vagina.

Vagina by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010

vagina 

a bottomless whole often 3 to 12 inches in diameter and can wield a sword if it is taught properly at a young age, and can also breathe fire if the "Sumerian gods" allow the giant locusts to grant such permission;

similar to a warlock and the grand canyon

That vagina is scary, it can wield a sword and breathe fire.

vagina by jared13ab April 21, 2008

vagina 

In human females,the vagina is the muscular canal between the hymen (what remains of it)and the cervix utilized almost exclusively for sexual intercourse and childbirth. Which is a real waste because girls are always running out of space in their purse and the vagina would offer great extra storage.

Hey,did you see Hayley's new fur purse?OMG!it's so chic and that girl can pack so much stuff in that vagina...

vagina by dontneedfur September 3, 2016

vagina 

The best funhouse God created.

When I insert my penis inside Megan Fox's vagina, I can not but thank God.

vagina by pervart September 15, 2014

Vagina 

The thing teenage boys think about most of the day; A cure for the melancholy; a way to express dominance over the female race which is tantamount to rape.

Vagina!!! -Screams uncontrollably-

I think it's time for my daily dose of vagina!

I'm gonna teach that bitches vagina a lesson...

Vagina by Morphing December 14, 2009

vagina 

the magical tunnel of joy where everything is great. but if lube is not applied and the male gets too excited both them and the partner will catch on fire ... and continue there intercourse because they don't care about the fire.

oh god ... were on fire, butttt we dont care

POUND POUND POUND!!!!! vagina

vagina by whythehellwouldinotdothis? March 25, 2011