jared13ab's definitions

vagina

a bottomless whole often 3 to 12 inches in diameter and can wield a sword if it is taught properly at a young age, and can also breathe fire if the "Sumerian gods" allow the giant locusts to grant such permission;

similar to a warlock and the grand canyon

That vagina is scary, it can wield a sword and breathe fire.

by jared13ab April 21, 2008