Spoiled vegetables

When you have to many hoes and you don't have time to clean up in-between women!

Man I didn't get a chance to even clean up after I got laid by Amanda and I let victoria suck off the spoiled vegetables that's all their getting from the Experience!

by Carrboy Experience September 03, 2023

Dancing in her vegetables

to fuck a girl

yeah man i was dancing in her vegetables last night it was crazy

by jixren January 16, 2024

Vegetable pie

Eating out a woman that is in a vegetable state.

Monica has been the best vegetable pie I've ever eaten.

by Sparkosa September 16, 2023

Vegetable Frisbee

An inside joke between Joe, Josh and Ethan.

"Vegetable Frisbee" *Laughing*

by The King of the World of Frisb April 20, 2016

Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016

Vegetism

Discriminating against certain vegetables for no apparent reason.

The cadet, in a traditional example of vegetism, was placed in CMC for cutting his romaine lettuce with a knife, knowing full well only iceberg is allowed to be so cut.

by grubecnerwal October 08, 2021

Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020