Utah

The most boring place in the U.S.

Praise the Lord! Zzzz.

by GuerrillaFuunkstaahh July 12, 2004

saint george utah

somewhat a shit hole of a place to live. filled with dead end jobs and judgmental mormons. unless you have a bunch of real true friends here you are screwed. its boring unless you like to piss in the bushes every day. no gambling no clubs and the bars are filled with fat chicks who cant dance, ugly ass men who think they have game or old people who have hit rock bottom. Everyone here talks shit. dont tell no one nothing cause all your secrets will be posted all over this city cause no one knows how to keep their mouth shut. also full of illegals and wanna be gangsters LMAO.

living in saint george utah sucks ass.

by allknowingsweets December 31, 2011

Johnny Utah

Creator of the tankmen storyline of Newgrounds, where before the tank and the man inside had no real bearing to the site. Johnny Utah is most often known for his cock jokes, and frequently uses them in his animations. Johnny Utah is actually a very skilled artist, and could probably be doing something constructive, but instead he's bettering Newgrounds, and creating a more perverted place for future children.

Also, I'd do him for a nickel.

Johnny Utah is a skilled artist.

Johnny Utah wears a hat.

Johnny Utah is 3 midgets on a tricycle.

Johnny Utah made jesus.

by dragamex September 28, 2008

Utah Nipples

When a bitch has some big ass nipples, and you just wanna suck on them.

Did you see halle berry in swordfish? Damn shes got some Utah Nipples!

by eyewatcher008 November 5, 2009

Utard

Typical narrow minded more often than not never been out of the state, goodie goodie from Utah. Often LDS or used to be. Main goals
In life are to have as many kids as possible and believe they accomplished something. Often married by 18. Drive exactly the speed limit or 5 miles under it. Drive the speed limit in the passing Lane. The believe true comedy lies in a fart joke. Rarely had more than 3 sexual partners in their life time. Say oh my heck. Super vanilla.

Get out of the passing lane fucking utard!

Billy just had his 8th kid. He’s 30. Utard.

John is asking you guys to keep
It down at this restaraunt/bar and try not to drink in front of his kids. Tell John to suck my cock and not being his kids to an adult establishment. Fucking utard.

by JaimeNMCH February 2, 2018

utah

A great place to get away from most of the filth that Californians celebrate.

Utah: a pretty great state!

by Dasnasdi June 16, 2004

UTAD

Abbreviation for Ultimate Tool of Anal Destruction. First used when we found a double sided ram's head dildo 14 inches long.

The biggest UTAD I ever saw was 10 inches around.

by Kevman459 April 19, 2004