useless

brain-dead

Everybody uses their brain, but some people useless of it.

by wpk January 24, 2017

Useless

Aqua

Aqua is so useless, she makes that Yamcha looks like Goku, Magikarp looks like Gyarados and Sakura looks like Erza Scarlet compared to her

by IDontCareBro September 12, 2022

Useless

Yo ass bitch

you useless af man

by Aaron_080213 January 23, 2021

Useless dick flap

Flap of skin removed during a bris

That guy is an useless dick flap, too bum to accomplish anything

by Dattokar August 31, 2022

Useless toffee

A group of short men who resemble aquatic water mammals or are known to have extra large faces.

I would never date Phil have you seen the size of his face - he's such a useless toffee

by jibblesjabbers March 24, 2011

useless parasite

someone who leeches off society and is a waste of everybody's time

Jamie is an absolutely useless parasite

by littcorp March 10, 2023

captain useless

A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.

-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.

by ButFuggle April 16, 2020